Since I couldn't afford cards this season....




T’was the night of Christmas
And all through the manger,
The birth of Baby Jesus
Was in immediate danger.

No sooner than he was born
Did the situation turn dire.
Magneto, evil mutant, appeared
With the villains he hired.

Juggernaut and Rhino landed
And started kicking wiseman ass
While Vemon grabbed Mary
And frightened the poor lass.

Joseph leapt into action
To defend his son and wife,
But Magneto just laughed
And vowed to take his ‘sapien life.

A flash of red, white, and blue
Flashed before the new dad.
Captain America’s shield
Saved Joseph from a fist full of bad.

Wolverine slid in fast
To push the bassinet across the stall
And saved little Baby Jesus
From Crusher Creel’s steal ball.

Ironman landed and
Readied his repulsor beam
To take out Juggy
And Rhino, sight unseen.

On the roof top, he landed.
Spidey readied his attack.
He shot his strong webbing
And wrapped Venom in a sack.

The angel appeared
With an unearthly glow.
With a firm grip, she held her sash
To bring Magneto low.

So Christmas was saved
By Marvel’s Mightiest Heroes.
Now get to bed, you scamps,
Or Santa’s bringing you zero.

Happy Holidays! Love you all and see you on the other side!